Wednesday, November 09, 2011

So Long Rick Perry...


Stick a fork in Rick Perry ladies and gentlemen... he's done.


ROMNEY 2012!!!! It's time to get behind him everyone, if you don't like that he is a Mormon, allow me to quote Article 6 of the US Constitution:

"The Senators and Representatives before mentioned, and the Members of the several State Legislatures, and all executive and judicial Officers, both of the United States and of the several States, shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution; but no religious Test shall ever be required as a Qualification to any Office or public Trust under the United States."

In other words GET OVER IT!

Wednesday, August 03, 2011

Papa Roach - No Matter What


Ahhh Papa Roach... Do I have some memories with this band or what?! I still think they are awesome! I love their new single, enjoy! Also check out the Acoustic version below which is also AWESOME!

Lyrics:

I need you right here, by my side
You're everything I'm not in my life.
We're indestructible, we are untouchable
Nothing can take us down tonight
You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
that you could be mine.

And we will make it out alive
I'll promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing

So believe me when I say, you're the one
They'll never forgive us for the things we've done

And we will make it out alive
I'll promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing
We'll never fall, we'll never fade
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take
No matter what until the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing

And everybody said that we would never last,
And if they saw us now I bet they'd take it back
It doesn't matter what we do or what we say
Cause nothing matters anyway!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God that in the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing
We'll never fall (We'll never fall)
We'll never fade (We'll never fade)
No matter what until the bitter end
We're gonna be the last ones standing




Acoustic Lyrics:

Cause I need you, right here, by my side.
Cause you're everything I'm not, in my life.
We're indestructable, we are untouchable,
Nothing can take us down tonight.
You are so beautiful, it should be criminal
you should be mine.

And if we make it out alive
I promise you that we will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay

So believe me when I say, you're the one
They'll never forgive us for the things we've done
No way to justify, we got no alibi,
We are alive, we're on the run.
Just put your hand in mine,
it shouldn't be a crime, what have we done?

And if we make it through the night
I promise you this love will never die!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay
but if we die, before we wake
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take
No matter what, we'll be okay

Everybody said that we would never last,
If they could see us now I bet they'd take it back
It doesn't matter what we do or what we say
Cause nothing matters anyway!

No matter what, I got your back
I'll take a bullet for you if it comes to that
I swear to God, we'll be okay
And if we die before we wake,
I'll promise you forever and my soul to take,
No matter what, we'll be okay!

Saturday, July 23, 2011

She should have said YES YES YES


I was never really a fan of hers, in fact the biggest hit she ever had, Rehab, I just couldn't stand. I thought it was a terrible boring pop song and I just don't get what people saw in it. I haven't listened to a lot of her stuff, like I said NOT A FAN, but this song is pretty decent, the only one I've heard that I would listen to. Also the music video's funeral theme is pretty prophetic. It's always a shame when someone dies (even if they brought it on themselves through poor life choices), but I think it's even sadder when someone really young dies and Amy was only 27. I'm 27 years old too so yeah, thats way too young! There are actually a lot of famous musicians who died at 27, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain and several others. Considering that I can barely play my guitar, I'm not worried about the 27 Club Curse. I'm not nearly famous enough... also I'm not a drug addict... I'm pretty sure being a drug addict is bad for your health.

Oh wait, your offended by the title of the post... too soon?  Yeah because we don't want to show disrespect to this great role model:

Fucked up drug addict

Monday, July 18, 2011

George C Scott watches the Jack and Jill Trailer



Ya know, years ago South Park brilliantly poked fun at Rob Schneider for his silly absurd movies where he turned into something and that was the whole lame movie.



Maybe I'm naive and in the death throws of my youth approaching the bitter cynicism of my 30's but it seems like Hollywood is turning out more and more of these really bad cheesy movies. I used to love Adam Sandler movies, however know they are starting to look a lot like Ron Schneider movies. Mr. Scott I feel your pain!

Saturday, July 09, 2011

The Most Awesomely Disturbing Music Video EVER


Okay... I'm not really sure what to say about this music video. It's by an unknown band named Is Tropical, and the song is titled "The Greeks". The song is okay, it's not bad, but I wouldn't really want to listen to it on my iPod (yes I still use my 80 GB iPod classic even though I have an iPhone). However it's the video that's so interesting. I can't really describe it any other way than to say that it's a bunch of young boys playing with toy guns and their imaginations have become animated in brutally violent detail. While some may find it a bit disturbing (and it kind of is) this is how young boys play, when I was a kid me and my friends played with toy guns, knives and swords, nerf guns, water guns etc ALL THE TIME. However I don't think any of us at the time ever imagined the blood and gore displayed in this video, if anyone did... they may have needed medication, lol. Or not, who's to say... it's all fun and games till someone gets VIOLENTLY KILLED!

Monday, June 20, 2011

Rick Perry Speaks to Republican Leadership Conference


I think you're either in one of two camps when it comes to Rick Perry, and far be it from me to convince anyone he would be a good candidate against Obama, that's his case to make should he decide to throw his hat in the ring. He's got pro's and con's and those will need to be explored if he enters the GOP primary... so does the crowd from this event. Take a look at his speech and let me know what you think?


UPDATE 11/9/2011... HE SHOULD NOT HAVE RUN!

Perform This Way - Weird Al Yankovic


I can't believe Weird Al is still going strong after almost 30 years. I was a big fan of his when I was a kid, and I have to admit that save for "White and Nerdy" back in 06 I think his parodies are starting to seem a little dated, by that I mean in the 80's and 90's what Weird Al did was really original, take pop songs and change the lyrics to make them silly or absurd. However that was before Youtube, now funny song parodies are pretty much everywhere online and suddenly Weird Al isn't quite as original anymore. However it must be noted that every Youtuber who makes song parodies owes their craft to Weird Al, he was the first and arguably the best to ever do it. So screw it... Keep on Rockin Al!

Monday, June 06, 2011

Nice Guys - Ryan Higa


This is a pretty fun little music video from popular YouTuber Nigahiga (AKA Ryan Higa). Basically two losers take a "how to pick up girls" class and realize that Nice Guys finish last which results in them becoming the ultimate douches. Check it out and check out some of Ryan's other stuff on YouTube, it's always hilarious!

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Ed Schultz Meltdown Compilation



Think of this as Ed's Greatest hits, lol. I don't need to say much about this guy, it's apparent to anyone who has ever watched him that he is a complete joke. Ed is so nuts he makes Glenn Beck look downright normal! Seriously though, I don't think he should be fired for what he said about Laura Ingram.  It was despicable and classless but honestly other liberals so alot worse about conservatives ALL THE TIME! I don't see why this instance is such a big deal other than the fact that it was a sexist comment. Also I don't like the idea of people getting fired just for saying something unpopular on occassion, Free speech should mean free speech, even speech we find disgusting.

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

The Roast of Facebook


Penn Jillette, Gilbert Gottfried, and Lisa Lampanelli start a flame war with the world's most popular website. Poor Myspace, does anyone even use them anymore? I haven't logged onto my account in forever, they just aren't relevant anymore.

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